I hate when they spill hot food on me; I hate when move me all around there house; but most importantly I hate when they sit on me! Sitting is for chairs not coffee tables! The Jone’s family always set there heaviest plates of food on me so they can watch T.V. no wonder why America is fighting obesity. They were the worst ever for spilling food it is just so annoying well they put enough food to fed Africa on their plate no wonder why they always spills!
My back hurts so bad when they use me, I’m always afraid my legs are going to give out or my back is going to break right in half! Also they always me move all around the house like every two months just pick a place already! People don’t care where you put your coffee table gosh! I like it in the living room I just get a perfect amount of light to get my perfect golden brown tan. Everyone else likes me there too I’m the first thing they see when guests walk in the ugly little door of theirs.
I love when there not home so I can just relax and not have food on my or butts all up in my grill! Its just so nasty when they sit on me I can tell they haven’t showered for days. Maybe weeks! What is that your bringing into our house? A new coffee table?!?! No! No this can’t be true! You will never have a coffee table like me just wait you’ll see! (Beat) Mr. Jones please don’t leave me
Monday, June 6, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
Best Boss
I am proud to present this award to my very own boss Juana. You defiantly deserve the best boss award Juana you have been the best boss in the world for the last couple years by always helping us find pearls, making sure were all safe, and trying to be the best mother possible.
When Kino dived for the worlds biggest pearl Juana you knew what to do. Throw it back she said she knew the pearl was no good all that it would bring was pain. And she learned that later in the story. After her child’s life was taken away because of the pearl. This reminds me of the time when I went for a walk late at night and when I was close to my house I had a gut feeling to go back home. Yet I kept going until I was told I had to go back.
Juana you are a great mother and boss. You deserve this award more than anyone in the whole world for all the help you have given finding pearls, trying to be the best mother, and making sure everyone is as safe as they can be. Therefore here is your award Juana!
When Kino dived for the worlds biggest pearl Juana you knew what to do. Throw it back she said she knew the pearl was no good all that it would bring was pain. And she learned that later in the story. After her child’s life was taken away because of the pearl. This reminds me of the time when I went for a walk late at night and when I was close to my house I had a gut feeling to go back home. Yet I kept going until I was told I had to go back.
Juana you are a great mother and boss. You deserve this award more than anyone in the whole world for all the help you have given finding pearls, trying to be the best mother, and making sure everyone is as safe as they can be. Therefore here is your award Juana!
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